Luckily, telling stories is what we do here. But this whole question brings us to an important aspect of the season we’re (hopefully) about to witness. The shorter the season, the greater the chance that something fluky can happen. As our friends from [Stats Perform] put it in a recent study of the chances that someone could hit .400, “the impossible is less impossible over 80 games.” Here’s a taste of just how possible .400 might be: